About
Born in the harsh jungles of Peru and raised on a strict diet of lean ground beef, Josh Wright is an international man of mystery and a friend to orphans everywhere. He is fluent in 42 languages and played the lead in the hit action movie “Movie” and the sequel “Movie 2: Again”. Classically trained in Muay Thai, Josh saved over 300 school children from a raging inferno with only his kicks and some beard trimmings he borrowed from Corey; he returned the trimmings. When not setting the interweb ablaze with wit and wisdom, he divides his time between the foothills of the Northwest Georgia mountains and a secret lair in the center of Mt Kilimanjaro.
Apparently the only member of the group without a cell phone, Corey Thompson is really only here to fulfill our government mandate that we have at least one fat and/or beardy guy on staff. He has a wife that is cooler than him and two children that are also cooler than him. He is a huge Harry Potter fan and went with his brother to see The Phantom Menace fourteen times at the theater before realizing that George Lucas had decided to systematically destroy everything Corey cared about during his childhood one by one. One time he ate deep fried bacon battered in Louisiana Fish Fry batter and it was the best worst day of his life. He likes video games, Korean movies, cashews and has way too many songs on his iPod.
Simply appearing in their house one day, with the ability to microwave objects with his mind, Marc’s parents realized that he was destined to become a super-hero/cook at McDonalds. However, Marc had plans of his own, and soon became the life of every party–instant pizza anyone? Zap. Although not considered well read by Josh’s wife and a conversation hog by Corey’s wife, Marc spends hours wasting time on political/news websites, blogging, and reading religious books. He has a strange adoration for Star Wars and was known to collect trading cards. Lastly, he quintessentially defines football fanatic.